Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

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in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.

Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.

Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and probably best read on an empty stomach.

What Customers Say About Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch:

I am a huge Jim Norton fan, but this book was a a little bit of a disappointment. it was a little dull and at times I felt like it was simply a short guy who cant get laid complaining rather than a look into his mind. not terrible but not that great either.

Get this book. Although "I Hate Your Guts" was funny, this book is at least twice as good. Such brutally honest and horrifying stories throughout from cover to cover.

I am a big fan of Jim Norton, have all his albums and his DVDs and I love the guy, when he does standup. For the most part it is merely boring, and there are some, but very few, grins. But his humor does not translate to books. This book is unfunny, he cannot get ready for punchline for a reader the way he does with a microphone. No chickles, no laughs. Better invorst your money in Jim's early albums like "Yellow Discipline".

It's currently selling on Amazon for $1.81 and I can't even resell mine for that. That should tell you everything you need to know. Sorry, Jimmy. Stick with stand-up.

Just as I expected it to be, an excellent read. Jim Norton is a true comical genius. Picked up this right after reading "I Hate Your Guts" because I was dying for more. Jim definitely doesn't disappoint.